Things I Learned in Australia

Things I Learned in Australia

Moreton Island, Australia
  1. The people are incredibly friendly
  2. Everything can kill you
  3. They really do say, “No worries mate”
  4. It’s safe (except for all the things that can kill you)
  5. It’s expensive
  6. It’s clean
  7. They don’t add salt to anything (which ruins the bacon)
  8. Alcohol is especially expensive
  9. There is generally no tipping
  10. The beaches are incredible
  11. The sun is HOT (just another thing trying to kill you – who needs an ozone layer)
  12. Kangaroos are everywhere and are considered a pest
  13. Koalas are rare
  14. Public toilets are clean
  15. There are parks on every corner
  16. Buger King is called “Hungry Jacks”
  17. Telling a girl you like her thongs is acceptable
  18. Flies are a problem